| Welcome to The Coastal Vineyards Gourmet Salsa Club “Salsa has now passed ketchup as America's Favorite Condiment. Isn't that amazing? You know it's bad when even our vegetables are starting to lose their jobs to Mexico.” Jay Leno, The Tonight Show |
Welcome to Bacon Freak's Gourmet Salsa & Hot Sauce Club, the ultimate way to tastefully spice up
your life! We offer “ONLY” the very finest, freshest & most flavorful premium quality, “Connoisseur
Choice,” hot sauces and salsas, delivered directly to your door, with absolute class & style. We’re just
a group of successful business people, normal people very much like yourself, who simply love
enjoying the worlds very best hot sauces and salsas and decided the best way to ensure we get only
the supreme “Cream of the Crop,” we’d create our own club, and run it by treating our members the
way that we like to be treated.
If you are looking for the cheapest, mass produced hot sauces and salsas, you’ve come to the wrong
place, try the local grocery stores, Mega-Marts, or online sites with all the loud, crazy, hard sell, “circus
barker” banter. If you are merely looking to win a trophy for surviving the “hottest, hellacious, harbinger
of harm,” this is not the club for you. If you would like to experience the ecstatic enjoyment of eating
some of the most amazingly awesome, delectably delicious premium quality salsas and hot sauces
created through the planet, welcome home!
your life! We offer “ONLY” the very finest, freshest & most flavorful premium quality, “Connoisseur
Choice,” hot sauces and salsas, delivered directly to your door, with absolute class & style. We’re just
a group of successful business people, normal people very much like yourself, who simply love
enjoying the worlds very best hot sauces and salsas and decided the best way to ensure we get only
the supreme “Cream of the Crop,” we’d create our own club, and run it by treating our members the
way that we like to be treated.
If you are looking for the cheapest, mass produced hot sauces and salsas, you’ve come to the wrong
place, try the local grocery stores, Mega-Marts, or online sites with all the loud, crazy, hard sell, “circus
barker” banter. If you are merely looking to win a trophy for surviving the “hottest, hellacious, harbinger
of harm,” this is not the club for you. If you would like to experience the ecstatic enjoyment of eating
some of the most amazingly awesome, delectably delicious premium quality salsas and hot sauces
created through the planet, welcome home!
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